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Year 2008, that was – Happy new year

meera — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:26:12 +0000

Year 2008 has gone. There are so many things it has left behind. The
good part would be Cricket for India. The bad part, no body would
forget. Subprime – Recession. Let’s see what 2009 has for us!!!

Best wises to all of you for a prosperous and profitable new year.


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Sharing a few jokes on new year resolution and depression with you…

Quit smoking

Rakesh: Hi Raj, please give me a cigarette.

Raj: I thought you made a new year resolution to quit smoking.

Rakesh: I did. I am in the process of Qutting. I can’t do it
overnight. I have taken a phased approach. Phase one is
ongoing. To be honest, I am quite successful at it.

Raj: And, What is Phase One?

Rakesh: I have quit buying.

A depressed man

There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays
like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver
steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it
all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was
just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand
seeing a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall
asleep, and I’m late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires
me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was
stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home
and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards
there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get
there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and
come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up and drink my poison.”

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What is the secret of Happy Marriage

meera — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 11:37:05 +0000

Me: What is the secret of Happy marriage?

Husband: Its all about important and not so important decisions. I take all Important Decisions, my wife takes all not so important Decisions.

Me: And, what are not so imporant decisions?

Husband:
Red tie or Black tie?
My son goes to which school?
Where do we go to dine?
Should we have pizzas or Pasta?
Buy a 32” TV or 51” TV?
Which car should we buy?

Me: (Thinking What’s Pending)

And, what are Important Decisions?

Husband:
There are many things for me to think upon right now!
Foreign Affiars!
How to deal with Terrorism!

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Why did you have to die

meera — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:01:19 +0000

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

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