Posts Tagged ‘wife’

Year 2008, that was – Happy new year

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Year 2008 has gone. There are so many things it has left behind. The
good part would be Cricket for India. The bad part, no body would
forget. Subprime – Recession. Let’s see what 2009 has for us!!!

Best wises to all of you for a prosperous and profitable new year.


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Sharing a few jokes on new year resolution and depression with you…
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What is the secret of Happy Marriage

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Me:      What is the secret of Happy marriage? 

Husband: Its all about important and not so important decisions.  I take all Important Decisions, my wife takes all not so important Decisions.

Me:      And, what are not so imporant decisions?

Husband:
Red tie or Black tie?
My son goes to which school?
Where do we go to dine?
Should we have pizzas or Pasta?
Buy a 32” TV or 51” TV?
Which car should we buy?

 

Me: (Thinking What’s Pending)

And, what are Important Decisions?

 

Husband: 
There are many things for me to think upon right now!
Foreign Affiars!
How to deal with Terrorism!

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Why did you have to die

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

 

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?

 

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

 

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

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