Posts Tagged ‘software’

What is programming

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Programming today is a race between software engineers and the Univers.

Software Engineers are striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs.

The Universe is trying to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far,
the Universe is winning…

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You Can…, but, … can you?

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College

4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software

6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

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