Ruling Party XYZ Said… – “Someone may steal from it at night.”

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..

- “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?”

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said… ,

- “How are these people going to get paid?”

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $20,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.”

So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:

“Current Situation In IT industries”

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The CEO organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for World Operations. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is Mr. Patel an Indian guy.

The CEO thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Mr. Patel says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

The CEO asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Patel says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

What can happen to me?’ So he stays.

Then The CEO asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Mr. Patel says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room.

Lastly, The CEO asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo – Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Mr. Patel says to himself, ‘I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

The CEO joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly but quickly, Mr. Patel turns to the other candidate and says ‘kem chho?’

The other candidate answers ‘Hu majama, tu bol?’ ….

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