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There is a very popular song from Imran Khan starrer, Jaane Tu Ya Jaane naa.
“Pappu Can’t Dance Saala”

Here is an inspiration, to Respect life of Programmers in IT (Information Technology) Profession.

[tirikiti tana, tirikiti tana, tineenana, Let's code]
[tirikiti tana, tirikiti tana, tineenana, Let's code]

Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)…

Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar…
Spectacular! He’s a developer (he’s a developer, he’s a developer)…
Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai…
Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)…
Swatch ki ghadi hathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala…

Par Pappu can’t code saala  [hooee hooee hooee]
Par Pappu can’t code saala  [hooee hooee hooee]

Han Pappu code likh nahi sakta!
Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa thamki…

Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki…
(hey yee yee) Pappu karta hey cut copy paste…
(hey yee yee)  Tester logon ka time karta hey waste…
(hey yee yee)  Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai…
(hey yee yee)  Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai…

Par Pappu can’t code saala  [hooee hooee hooee]
Par Pappu can’t code saala  [hooee hooee hooee]

Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!
Papa kehte the bada kaam karega…
Nahi patha tha Pappu bus maska marega…

(hey yee yee)  Pappu ko karna hai MBA…
(hey yee yee)  Manta hai onsite jaise ho holiday…
(hey yee yee)  Pappu keyboard bajata hai…
(hey yee yee)  Jahaan bhi jata hai, wapus aa jata hai…
[Cos Pappu can't code saala]

Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta…
Yeah…Pappu can’t code saala…!!!

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Three engineers in a car

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer
and a Software engineer expert on Microsoft Technologies. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and
the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying
to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much
about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.
Then, the engineer expert on Microsoft technologies , not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion,
"Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again,
and maybe it'll work ?"

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The Love Program

#include<STD_ISD.h>

#include<college.h>
#include<money.h>
#define SB beautiful_lady

main()
{
     goto college;
     scanf("100%",&ladies);
     if(lady = = SB )
         sugar++;
     while( !reply )
     {
        printf("I Love U");
        scanf("100%",&reply);
     }

      if(reply = = "GAALI")
         main();  // go back and repeat the process
     else if(reply = =  "SANDAL ")
       exit(1);
     else if(reply = = "I Love U")
     {
         lover = SB ;
         love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
    }
    goto restaurant;
    restaurant:
    {
        food++;
        sugar++;
        pay->money = lover->money;
        return(college);
    }
     if(time = = 3.00)
        goto park;

    park:
   {
      for(time=4.00;time<=5.00;time+=0.001)
           kiss = kiss+1;
   }
   free(lover);
   return(home);
}

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#Local variable

Mien pal do pal ka shayar hoon
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..

# Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ..

# Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ….

# goto

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se..

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

# Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem – modem talk on a busy connection

suno – kaho,
kaha – suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

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