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Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ, had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said… – “Someone may steal from it at night.”

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..

- “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?”

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said… ,

- “How are these people going to get paid?”

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $20,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.”

So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:

“Current Situation In IT industries”

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Year 2008 has gone. There are so many things it has left behind. The
good part would be Cricket for India. The bad part, no body would
forget. Subprime – Recession. Let’s see what 2009 has for us!!!

Best wises to all of you for a prosperous and profitable new year.

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Sharing a few jokes on new year resolution and depression with you…
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

Maid: So, what is the problem? We all use our work telephones

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