Fun For All » mail http://fun.purnank.in Fun - Laughter - Jokes - Humour Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:18:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The Great Evacuation Drill in Recession Times http://fun.purnank.in/2009/02/the-great-evacuation-drill-in-recession-times/ http://fun.purnank.in/2009/02/the-great-evacuation-drill-in-recession-times/#comments Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:52:10 +0000 meera http://fun.purnank.in/2009/02/the-great-evacuation-drill-in-recession-times/ A funny part of the recession times. How a fire evacuation drill was utalized to fire employees...

]]> A fire alarm rang at 8 PM when almost all shift employees are in office. As usual entire office was evacuated within 5 mins & every employee gathered outside office.

After some 10 mins, when every one is waiting to find what exactly happend!

Security Officer started the Announcement

“Dear Employees – With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you, it will be the last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% of the employees. While moving in who-so-ever’s ID card won’t work are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office”. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.”

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