Fun For All

Valentine’s day is on the corner.
Here is wishing all of you A very happy Valentine’s day.

What if? Cupid ruled d world and
Valentine was d prince of Cupids’ kingdom…
I think evry day would be a Valentines Day!
Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show
our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way!

In this Valentine’s Day…
I Just want to Say…
I Love You Moooooore than I Can SAY!!

Ask my eyes to stop looking at you…
Ask my brain to stop thinking about you..
Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you..
Ask my heart to stop beating..
ask me everything..
But don’t u ever stop me from loving you.

We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

(more…)

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IF I WD KNOW THAT I M GONNA DIE 2MORROW
I WILL SPEND 23 HRS WITH U AND
IF YOU WONDER WHAT ABT THE LAST HOUR
IN THAT I WIL FIND SOMEONE
WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF U.

FRIENDSHIP IS WHEN SOMEONE HUTS U
U DON’T HURT BACK HE BLOCKS YOU,
U DON’T BLOCK BACK HE YELLS AT U,
U DON’T YELL BACK BUT WHEN HE NEEDS U,
U ALWAYS COME BACK.

WHAT KISSES MEAN.
ON THE CHEEK I MISS U
ON THE HAND I AM YOURS
ON THE NECK I WANT YOU
ON THE LIPS I LOVE YOU
ON THE FOREHEAD I CARE FOR YOU

BRUCE LEE’S FAVOURITES
VEGITABLE MU-LEE
BREAKFAST ID-LEE
FESTIVAL DIWA-LEE
ACTRESS SONA-LEE
MUSIC QUAWA-LEE
FILM COO-LEE
ANIMAL BI-LEE
TIMPASS KHUJ-LEE

U R THE
ACCENT of my life,
ALTO of my dreams
IKON of my eyes
ZEN of my thoughts
INDICA of my joy
LANCER of my heart
PLEASE HELP ME…
REMOVE THIS TRAFFIC.

I HIDE MY TEARS WHN I SAY YOUR NAME
BUT THE PAIN IN MY HEART IS STILL THE SAME
ALTHOUGH I SMILE AND SEEM CAREFREE,
THERE’S NO ONE WHO MISSES YOU MORE THANE ME.

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The Love Program

#include<STD_ISD.h>

#include<college.h>
#include<money.h>
#define SB beautiful_lady

main()
{
     goto college;
     scanf("100%",&ladies);
     if(lady = = SB )
         sugar++;
     while( !reply )
     {
        printf("I Love U");
        scanf("100%",&reply);
     }

      if(reply = = "GAALI")
         main();  // go back and repeat the process
     else if(reply = =  "SANDAL ")
       exit(1);
     else if(reply = = "I Love U")
     {
         lover = SB ;
         love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
    }
    goto restaurant;
    restaurant:
    {
        food++;
        sugar++;
        pay->money = lover->money;
        return(college);
    }
     if(time = = 3.00)
        goto park;

    park:
   {
      for(time=4.00;time<=5.00;time+=0.001)
           kiss = kiss+1;
   }
   free(lover);
   return(home);
}

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This is for my Wife…

I LOVE YOU in many languages.

Afrikaans – Ek het jou lief
Albanian – Te dua
Arabic – Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic – Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian – Yes kez sirumen
Bambara – M’bi fe

Bangla – Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian – Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya – Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian – Obicham te
Cambodian – Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese – Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan – T’estimo
Cheyenne – Ne mohotatse

Chichewa – Ndimakukonda
Corsican – Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol – Mi aime jou
Croatian – Volim te
Czech – Miluji te
Danish – Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch – Ik hou van jou
Esperanto – Mi amas vin
Estonian – Ma armastan sind

Ethiopian – Afgreki’
Faroese – Eg elski teg
Farsi – Doset daram
Filipino – Mahal kita
Finnish – Mina rakastan sinua
French – Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Gaelic – Ta gra agam ort
Georgian – Mikvarhar

German – Ich liebe dich
Greek – S’agapo
Gujarati – Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon – Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian – Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew – Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew – Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon – Guina higugma ko ikaw

Hindi – Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong – Kuv hlub koj
Hopi – Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian – Szeretlek
Icelandic – Eg elska tig
Ilonggo – Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian – Saya cinta padamu

Inuit – Negligevapse
Irish – Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian – Ti amo
Japanese – Aishiteru
Kannada – Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan – Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili – Nakupenda
Konkani – Tu magel moga cho

Korean – Sarang Heyo
Latin – Te amo
Latvian – Es tevi miilu
Lebanese – Bahibak
Lithuanian – Tave myliu
Malay – Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam – Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese – Wo ai ni
Marathi – Me tula prem karto

Mohawk – Kanbhik
Moroccan – Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl – Ni mits neki
Navaho – Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian – Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan – Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan – Inaru Taka
Papiamento – Mi ta stimabo

Persian – Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin – Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish – Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese – Eu te amo
Romanian – Te ubesk
Roman Numerals – 333
Russian – Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic – Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian – Volim te

Setswana – Ke a go rata
Sign Language – ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing’I Love You’)
Sindhi – Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux – Techihhila
Slovak – Lu`bim ta
Slovenian – Ljubim te
Spanish – Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili – Ninapenda wewe

Swedish – Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German – Ich lieb Di
Tagalog – Mahal kita
Taiwanese – Wa ga ei li
Tahitian – Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil – Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu – Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai – Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai – Phom rak khun (to female)

Turkish – Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian – Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu – mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese – Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese – Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh – ‘Rwy’n dy garu
Yiddish – Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba – Mo ni fe

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