Fun For All » language http://fun.purnank.in Fun - Laughter - Jokes - Humour Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:18:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Sentences that kill English Language http://fun.purnank.in/2008/10/sentences-that-kill-english-language/ http://fun.purnank.in/2008/10/sentences-that-kill-english-language/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:09:35 +0000 meera http://fun.purnank.in/?p=62 Class teacher once said :

“pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

once hindi teacher said…..”i’m going out of the world to america..”

“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem… and then she said

“why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)

teacher in a furious mood…

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

He started like this

“Hi, I am the boss, Married with two kids”

“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board

“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”

“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

Lab assistant said this when some one wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

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The CEO organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for World Operations. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is Mr. Patel an Indian guy.

The CEO thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Mr. Patel says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

The CEO asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Patel says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

What can happen to me?’ So he stays.

Then The CEO asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Mr. Patel says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room.

Lastly, The CEO asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo – Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Mr. Patel says to himself, ‘I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

The CEO joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly but quickly, Mr. Patel turns to the other candidate and says ‘kem chho?’

The other candidate answers ‘Hu majama, tu bol?’ ….

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