What is greater than God,
More evil than the Devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you will die?
(80% of Kindergarten Students solved this right away while only 17% of Oxford Students
were able to solve it).See below for the answer

Answer is HERE……

The answer is “NOTHING”

NOTHING is greater than God.
NOTHING is more evil than the devil.
The poor have NOTHING.
The rich need NOTHING.
And if you eat NOTHING, you will die.

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They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat with the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?” The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed,” Where is God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

“We are in BIG trouble this time.”

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**GOD is missing,

and they think

we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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ॐ नमः शिवाय!

श्री सरस्वतेय  नमः!

जय श्री बहुचाराजी माता!

जय श्री उमियाजी माता!

Hindu mythology gives utmost importance to Lord Ganesha.

All good work should begin whith His name. We show the same respect to the almighty deity, without whose presence, we would not have been capable of anything.

May God bestows all the craved happiness.

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F R I E N D

F: Full of love!
R: Root of Joy!
I: Island of God!
E: End of Sorrow!
N: Name of Hope!
D: Dear Its you!

Heart is like a perfume bottle…
if you never open it…
nobody knows d fragnance inside it..
if u keep it always open..
soon u’ll loose ur fragnacne.

Learn to write ur pains on the sand,
where winds of forgiveness can erase it away..
Carve ur joys on stone where even rain cnt erase it.

A caring heart,
A listening ear,
A thoughtful word,
A loving tear…
This is none
But You my dear..
A friend
Whom i felt
To be forever near.

Boss:
We are very keen on cleaniness.
Did you wipe your feet on mat as you came in?
New Employee: … Yes… Yes sir…
Boss: We are also very keen on truthfulness. There’s no mat.

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