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The Great Evacuation Drill in Recession Times

Friday, February 6th, 2009

A fire alarm rang at 8 PM when almost all shift employees are in office. As usual entire office was evacuated within 5 mins & every employee gathered outside office.

After some 10 mins, when every one is waiting to find what exactly happend!

Security Officer started the Announcement

“Dear Employees – With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you, it will be the last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% of the employees. While moving in who-so-ever’s ID card won’t work are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office”. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.”

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