Fun For All

A continuation to previous post

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. IDIOT: I know your Password, hee, hee.

Friend: all right, what is my Password if you saw it?
Mr. IDIOT: four asterisks!

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. IDIOT: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. IDIOT: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer
is 6!!

Mr. IDIOT: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. IDIOT cries even louder

Friend: what now?
Mr. IDIOT: my sister just called, her mother died too

Mr. IDIOT: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. IDIOT: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

Mr. IDIOT’s friend: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because
of a power failure.
Mr. IDIOT: Thats all right, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

(escalators are the staris that automatically take you up or down.)

Mrs. IDIOT watched her husband Mr. IDIOT searching high and low, all over the
living room.
She asked him: “What are you so frantically searching?”
Mr. IDIOT: “Hidden cameras!”
Mrs. IDIOT: “And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?”
Mr. IDIOT: “Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying …’You
are watching the Star channel’? “How Can he know what I am watching?”

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Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions??
10 most stupid questions’ people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally
stupid answers.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia….. why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the “Paneer Butter Masala” dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit
in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa marry or
not. And you thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your outh…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in
flames!!!

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IDIOT

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumour.
IDIOT: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
IDIOT: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
IDIOT: Because that proves that I have a brain!

IDIOT WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

IDIOT: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
IDIOT: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is
6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
IDIOT: I’d like buy some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
IDIOT: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
IDIOT: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
IDIOT: four asterisks!

Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
IDIOT: 16
Friend: Why?
IDIOT: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is itOk?
IDIOT: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horrorfilm. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
IDIOT: Head Cleaner.

IDIOT: (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

After 2 minutes IDIOT cries even louder.
Friend: what now?
IDIOT: my sister just called, her mom died too!

IDIOT ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power
failure.
IDIOT: Thats alright, me too…I got stuck on theescalator for 3 hrs.

SPELLING LESSON
IDIOT’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?

IDIOT: Make it three c to be sure!

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