Fun For All

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. 

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager – (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…

Senior Manager – what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet…

Senior Manager – where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager – Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha….
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai…
naam hai……….,
shohrat hai………,
paisa hai…………
Izzat Hai………….,
tumhare paas kya hai?

What would be his answer?
Don’t think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki “Mere paas Maa hain”

The answer is…..
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There is a very popular song from Imran Khan starrer, Jaane Tu Ya Jaane naa.
“Pappu Can’t Dance Saala”

Here is an inspiration, to Respect life of Programmers in IT (Information Technology) Profession.

[tirikiti tana, tirikiti tana, tineenana, Let's code]
[tirikiti tana, tirikiti tana, tineenana, Let's code]

Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)…

Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar…
Spectacular! He’s a developer (he’s a developer, he’s a developer)…
Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai…
Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)…
Swatch ki ghadi hathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala…

Par Pappu can’t code saala  [hooee hooee hooee]
Par Pappu can’t code saala  [hooee hooee hooee]

Han Pappu code likh nahi sakta!
Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa thamki…

Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki…
(hey yee yee) Pappu karta hey cut copy paste…
(hey yee yee)  Tester logon ka time karta hey waste…
(hey yee yee)  Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai…
(hey yee yee)  Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai…

Par Pappu can’t code saala  [hooee hooee hooee]
Par Pappu can’t code saala  [hooee hooee hooee]

Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!
Papa kehte the bada kaam karega…
Nahi patha tha Pappu bus maska marega…

(hey yee yee)  Pappu ko karna hai MBA…
(hey yee yee)  Manta hai onsite jaise ho holiday…
(hey yee yee)  Pappu keyboard bajata hai…
(hey yee yee)  Jahaan bhi jata hai, wapus aa jata hai…
[Cos Pappu can't code saala]

Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta…
Yeah…Pappu can’t code saala…!!!

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Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai

Mushkilein Hai To Hosalaa Hai
Hosalaa Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to izzat hai
Izzat hai to ladki hai
Ladki hai to tension hai
Tension hai to concern hai
Concern hai to a khayaal hai

Khayaal hai to khwaab hai
Khawab hai to growth hai
Growth hi to zindagi hai……

Matlab duniya gol gol hai

#Local variable

Mien pal do pal ka shayar hoon
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..

# Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ..

# Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ….

# goto

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se..

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

# Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem – modem talk on a busy connection

suno – kaho,
kaha – suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

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