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Year 2008 has gone. There are so many things it has left behind. The
good part would be Cricket for India. The bad part, no body would
forget. Subprime – Recession. Let’s see what 2009 has for us!!!

Best wises to all of you for a prosperous and profitable new year.

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Sharing a few jokes on new year resolution and depression with you…
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Me:      What is the secret of Happy marriage? 

Husband: Its all about important and not so important decisions.  I take all Important Decisions, my wife takes all not so important Decisions.

Me:      And, what are not so imporant decisions?

Husband:
Red tie or Black tie?
My son goes to which school?
Where do we go to dine?
Should we have pizzas or Pasta?
Buy a 32” TV or 51” TV?
Which car should we buy?

Me: (Thinking What’s Pending)

And, what are Important Decisions?

Husband: 
There are many things for me to think upon right now!
Foreign Affiars!
How to deal with Terrorism!

Technorati Tags: car, marriage, think, wife

Merry Christmas Friends. Here is new dose of jokes…

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Blackmail

Little Johnnie desperately wanted a bright red wagon for Christmas.

His friends were writing letters to Santa Claus, but Johnnie decided to go one better.

“Dear Jesus,” he wrote. “If I get a red wagon for Christmas, I won’t fight with my brother Hank for a year.” Then Johnnie thought, Oh, no, Hank is such a brat, I could never, ever keep that promise. So Johnnie threw away the letter and started again.

“Dear Jesus, if I get a red wagon for Christmas, I will eat all my vegetables for a year.” Then Johnnie thought, Oh, no, that means spinach, broccoli and asparagus. Yuck! I could never ever keep that promise.

Suddenly Johnnie had an idea.

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Programming today is a race between software engineers and the Univers.

Software Engineers are striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs.

The Universe is trying to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far,
the Universe is winning…

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