Archive for November, 2008

E=MC^3

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Albert Einstein was a genious, and had a great equation E=MC2.

I am sure he would have taken very long pages to prove that E=MC2,
but here is a one page equation for E=MC3

Σ

Rotate by 90° → M

So,

Σ = M      —(1)

Rotate by Anoter 90° → 

So,

M = ∃

But, we know, From the Set theory,

∀ X, X ⊂ X

Hence,

M ⊂ ∃     —(2)

From 1 and 2,

Σ = M ⊂ ∃

E=MC3

Note: Please avoid religious war if you can see some smile out of this equation…

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Why did you have to die

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

 

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?

 

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”

 

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

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