Archive for September, 2008

Tumhaare paas kyaa hain – Mere paas maa hain

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

 

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. 

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager – (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…

Senior Manager – what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet…

Senior Manager – where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager – Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha….
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai…
naam hai……….,
shohrat hai………,
paisa hai…………
Izzat Hai………….,
tumhare paas kya hai?

What would be his answer?
Don’t think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki “Mere paas Maa hain

The answer is…..
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You Can…, but, … can you?

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College

4) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software

6) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

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