Fun For All

Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai

Mushkilein Hai To Hosalaa Hai
Hosalaa Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to izzat hai
Izzat hai to ladki hai
Ladki hai to tension hai
Tension hai to concern hai
Concern hai to a khayaal hai

Khayaal hai to khwaab hai
Khawab hai to growth hai
Growth hi to zindagi hai……

Matlab duniya gol gol hai

Perfect Women

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship,
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy,
stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand
Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road
in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus
with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon
they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men Go to next page

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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

Maid: So, what is the problem? We all use our work telephones

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Three engineers in a car

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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer
and a Software engineer expert on Microsoft Technologies. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and
the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying
to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much
about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.
Then, the engineer expert on Microsoft technologies , not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion,
"Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again,
and maybe it'll work ?"

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