Blonde/Sardar Jokes
BRAIN TUMOUR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumour.
IDIOT: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
IDIOT: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
IDIOT: Because that proves that I have a brain!
IDIOT WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
IDIOT: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
IDIOT: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is
6!!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
IDIOT: I’d like buy some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
IDIOT: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
IDIOT: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
IDIOT: four asterisks!
Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
IDIOT: 16
Friend: Why?
IDIOT: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is itOk?
IDIOT: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horrorfilm. I didn’t see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
IDIOT: Head Cleaner.
IDIOT: (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes IDIOT cries even louder.
Friend: what now?
IDIOT: my sister just called, her mom died too!
IDIOT ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power
failure.
IDIOT: Thats alright, me too…I got stuck on theescalator for 3 hrs.
SPELLING LESSON
IDIOT’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?
IDIOT: Make it three c to be sure!
