Basic terminlogy in Programming
#Local variable
Mien pal do pal ka shayar hoon
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..
# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ..
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ….
# goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum
# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
# COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan
# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se..
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem – modem talk on a busy connection
suno – kaho,
kaha – suna,
kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba