The Bathtub Test

Posted on March 9th, 2009 in Funny by poo

 

During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director ‘How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.

Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, and then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.

I hope You understood what a normal person will do… That’s right…

Oh, I understand,’ I said. ‘A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.’

No.’ said the Director [...]

Current situation in IT Industries

Posted on February 10th, 2009 in Funny by poo

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ, had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said… – “Someone may steal from it at night.”

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..

- “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said… ,

- “How are these people going to get paid?

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “Who will be accountable for all of these people?

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $20,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.”

So they lay off the night watchman.

Moral of the story:

“Current Situation In IT industries”

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SMS for Valentine day – SMS for Lovers

Posted on February 6th, 2009 in Funny by meera

Valentine’s day is on the corner.
Here is wishing all of you A very happy Valentine’s day.

What if? Cupid ruled d world and
Valentine was d prince of Cupids’ kingdom…
I think evry day would be a Valentines Day!
Dat means evry day is another chance 2 show
our loved ones tender lovin care in a special way!

In this Valentine’s Day…
I Just want to Say…
I Love You Moooooore than I Can SAY!!

Ask my eyes to stop looking at you…
Ask my brain to stop thinking about you..
Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you..
Ask my heart to stop beating..
ask me everything..
But don’t u ever stop me from loving you.

We cannot be together,
But we’ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

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The Great Evacuation Drill in Recession Times

Posted on February 6th, 2009 in Funny by meera

A fire alarm rang at 8 PM when almost all shift employees are in office. As usual entire office was evacuated within 5 mins & every employee gathered outside office.

After some 10 mins, when every one is waiting to find what exactly happend!

Security Officer started the Announcement

“Dear Employees – With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you, it will be the last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% of the employees. While moving in who-so-ever’s ID card won’t work are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office”. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.”

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